Relocating!

http://weirdjesus.tumblr.com/

From now on I'll be here. I'll repost old stuff and post new stuff. It's just less of a pain in the neck. Hope to see you all there!

You can also check out my tumblr focused on megafamilies (think the Duggars and their ilk), if weird religion is your thing.

http://heckyeahfundiefamilies.tumblr.com/

Been a while!

Yeah, I know. It's been a bit, hasn't it? I say that a lot. I haven't been active on blogger in months. Part of it is just, well, I hate to say this lest I sound like a bitch, but...lack of an audience. I literally have five followers on here. And, I mean, I was just doing this to entertain myself, so that shouldn't matter, but sometimes talking to yourself just feels pathetic.

Still. My passion for horrible clowns and weird religious crap hasn't waned a bit, so...why stop now, right? Besides, when I'm not writing here, I forget to read all the amazing blogs I follow, and that's just sad.



In other news, the Virgin Mary appeared on a turtle. She sure likes to keep things interesting.

And a Yorkie of the Lord appeared to her

'tis the season for weird angel shit, but...really?!

I can tell by some of the pixels and from having seen a few 'shops in my day

...doesn't make it any less hilarious, though.

Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!

I loved him more when he was a likeable, nuanced character, but that holds true for everyone on that show...this mug is still cute though.

But not as awesome as this.

You know what's awesome? THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK.

Keep your wimpy God of peace - mine wants MORE FIREPOWER

I always find the blend of religion and patriotism to be a bit on the strange side - but this borders on downright creepy. Something about it just screams "brainwashing" to me.

(And yes, I'm familiar with the verse in Ephesians ch. 5 about being a soldier of God, wearing the armor of God, etc. But I don't think the US Military was what the Good Book had in mind. In fact, that part of the Bible is all about walking in love.)

The definitive answer to WWJD?

For when your prayers aren't being answered clearly enough.

200th post!

I'm still not sure anyone actually reads this, but...who cares, it's fun.

Does not nature itself teach you that if a man wears long hair it is a disgrace for him - 1 Cor 11:14

Why so sad, Jesus? You're having an awesome hair day!



Oh, I see your problem. I'm sure first Corinthians doesn't apply to you!

Strike out Satan!

I don't know; I'm just trying to think of a way that a baseball cake relates to a baptism.