I guess He slept through His alarm.

It's true. They do kick ass.

My wonderful mother, knowing my taste in religious WTFery, got this for me at the thrift:



I'm not Jewish, but I am a fan. I agree with the sentiment.

Jesus doesn't want your secondhand smoke, bitches.

Though this does make me wonder why He's lent his image to an ashtray if he hates it so much...

I'd cry too.

No wonder Jesus looks so sad. This tattoo is just pitiful.