In the name of the father, the son and the holy toast

Or do you want it with the Chrusts cut off??

A lesser blogger might make a dirty joke here.

But I'll just let Jesus's nuts speak for themselves.

The Twilight bandwagon never ceases.

Will the ridiculousness never cease?

SOMETHING NEEDS TO CEASE, DAMMIT.

so are the others imaginary?

Funny, I always thought Jesus was the nice one.

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...

Now this surely crosses the line into copyright infringement.

(Note: I edited the original image to remove the person's head lest they not want to be associated with this blog. Not knowing who they are, I couldn't exactly ask. If this is your picture, sorry I cut off your head.)

This is almost as good as the Engrish shirt I saw that read "Just Jew It."

I remember the first time I drank Mountain Dew. It was at one of the parks my grandparents used to take me to, and it had a soda stand. I didn't quite know what to make of the giant wax paper cup full of what appeared to be glowstick guts, but I took a sip and fell in love.

No, it's not really related to the shirt, but you only have one first Dew experience. And there's not much to say about the shirt except that it makes no sense whatsoever. Mountain Dew and Meant to Die sort of share the same initials...that's about it.

And on the eighth day, the Lord created monster trucks.

And it was Good.

There's a toy to go with it, too.



It has "graphics with a powerful message" that will "encourage thoughtful play." Seriously.

A tiny t-shirt this time

Can he fix it? YES HE CAN! Yet for some reason he seems to want us to help ourselves.

Still with the shirts.

Besides the clever riff on get out of jail free cards, I love how ORANGE this shirt is.

My favorite of these shirts.

I mean, how do you come up with religifying John Deere's logo?! Effing brilliant.

Remember what I said about loving those t-shirts?

Here's another one.



They're reaching a little bit with the acronym, but I give them an A for effort. Especially since the word "cop" is actually an acronym - it's shorthand for "citizen on patrol." I wonder if that was intentional. Or am I giving them too much credit?

Jesus rides the Hershey Highway

Was that in poor taste? I'm sorry.



I love these shirts, in a perverse way. All of these parody shirts. Ever since my friend sent me pictures from the Bible camp she worked at, and one of the little girls was wearing a shirt with a barely-tweaked Survivor logo that read "Jesus is my savior, so I am a SURVIVOR!" (I feel like I should mention that this was back when Survivor was a new show and people gave a shit about it.) I wish I could peer into the minds of the people who create them. Just how serious about them are they?

Huggles!

Don't worry, Jesus. Soon you'll be ready for the big boy cross.

Come here, little girl.

Sit on Jesus's lap and tell him your sins.