Tuesday, November 23, 2010

La Princess

There's nothing unusally hideous about this piece, I just don't get the fashionable style and pink princess motif coupled with a verse about God. The combination just doesn't seem to mesh.

Monday, November 22, 2010

You don't win friends with salad.

Unless, I guess, that friend is Jesus.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Mmm, sacrelicious

I love how resigned cake Jesus head looks. "I know, I know. Just cut me open and eat me already."

Monday, November 15, 2010

So much for thou shalt not.

Yeah, these are mugshots. Sadly I have no idea what they were arrested for, but I kind of hope it was theft. God's so gonna punish them, Old Testament style!

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Yay Jesus! Oh, we like you too.

The best explanation I can come up with for this cake is that Erin's birthday is on Christmas. It must suck, sharing your birthday with Jesus. You'll always be overlooked.

Or maybe the parents were the sort to think that Jesus realllly wanted them to have a kid, but it took ages for them to conceive as some sort of test, and since they wanted it badly enough and prayed hard enough, Jesus gave the sperm a little extra push for them. Nine months later, Erin. But I hope not, because I find those people moderately annoying. I'm not saying there's no God and there's no greater plan (nor am I saying that there ARE those things), just that I really have a hard time getting behind the "Jesus answers your prayers IF HE LIKES YOU ENOUGH." But then, as my dad used to say, these people don't have God; they have Santa Claus on a cross.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

So just sin as much as you want...pray enough and it'll be like it never happened!

I have wanted one of these erasers for the longest time, but haven't been able to find one. Which sucks. Because they're awesome. Awesome like Jesus.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

That's about 3 dollars too expensive.

I mean, it would be cute if your kid brought this home from VBS and said it was for the tree come Christmas. But a grown-ass adult selling this crap?? It's just pitiful.

Monday, November 8, 2010

I hope everyone had a great Halloween!

I suppose this could have been timelier, but. It's still weird. Also, this "prayer" seems a LOT more like a Pagan ritual than a Christian one.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Nuts for Christ!

I've never quite understood the trend of Christmas wreaths made out of miscellany. I've only seen one I thought was cute, and this ain't it.

(The nice one I saw was a friend's; she made it out of horse show ribbons. Wish I had a picture of that as an antidote to this thing, which looks like a pile of fossilized reindeer crap.)