Saturday, January 29, 2011

An epic crossover

I'm particularly fond of this one because it reminds me of that chapter in one of the Ramona books where Ramona tells off a bunch of kids for taking the Lord's name in vain after they call her sister "Jesus Beezus." Which for some reason was hugely upsetting to her. Never quite understood 1) why that was so horrible, and 2) how it took until she was a teenager before someone came up with that. But the Ramona books were awesome. (I'm assuming the movie is less so. I'm really just happier not knowing.)

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

In the name of the father, the son and the holy goat.

Okay, that was silly. But so is this. A pet baptism kit!

I thought all dogs went to Heaven anyway.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

So much better than communion wafers.

But not quite as good as actual Pez. Still, I like crackers.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Be vewy vewy quiet - I'm hunting Jesus!

This book cover is unremarkable except the kid looks exactly like a young Elmer Fudd. To me anyway. Do you see it?

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Proverbs 13:11

Dishonest money dwindles away, but he who gathers money little by little makes it grow.

Whoever loves money never has enough; whoever loves wealth is never satisfied with their income. This too is meaningless. Ecclesiastes 5:10

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Sweet zombie Jesus!

Salvation and braaaaains...salvation and braaaaaains...

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Thursday, January 6, 2011

What kind of love is she making?!

I'll go out on a limb and say it's not doggy-style. (Or maybe it is.)

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

iDon't get it.

A nearly life-sized Jesus wall decal. A Jesus-listening-to-an-iPod wall decal? Why would anyone want this???

Do you think he's listening to that song from Life of Brian?

Always look on the bright side of life...

Monday, January 3, 2011

Happy 2011!

I hope everyone has a blessed 2011!

Maybe these magnets will help me with that ever-present "lose weight" resolution! Maybe, but probably not.