But not as awesome as this.

You know what's awesome? THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK.

Keep your wimpy God of peace - mine wants MORE FIREPOWER

I always find the blend of religion and patriotism to be a bit on the strange side - but this borders on downright creepy. Something about it just screams "brainwashing" to me.

(And yes, I'm familiar with the verse in Ephesians ch. 5 about being a soldier of God, wearing the armor of God, etc. But I don't think the US Military was what the Good Book had in mind. In fact, that part of the Bible is all about walking in love.)

The definitive answer to WWJD?

For when your prayers aren't being answered clearly enough.

200th post!

I'm still not sure anyone actually reads this, but...who cares, it's fun.

Does not nature itself teach you that if a man wears long hair it is a disgrace for him - 1 Cor 11:14

Why so sad, Jesus? You're having an awesome hair day!



Oh, I see your problem. I'm sure first Corinthians doesn't apply to you!

Strike out Satan!

I don't know; I'm just trying to think of a way that a baseball cake relates to a baptism.

Sums it up.

The New Testament, anyway. It's less suitable if you include the Old Testament in there. God's a pretty big dick in there Himself.