Yeah, I know. It's been a bit, hasn't it? I say that a lot. I haven't been active on blogger in months. Part of it is just, well, I hate to say this lest I sound like a bitch, but...lack of an audience. I literally have five followers on here. And, I mean, I was just doing this to entertain myself, so that shouldn't matter, but sometimes talking to yourself just feels pathetic.
Still. My passion for horrible clowns and weird religious crap hasn't waned a bit, so...why stop now, right? Besides, when I'm not writing here, I forget to read all the amazing blogs I follow, and that's just sad.
In other news, the Virgin Mary appeared on a turtle. She sure likes to keep things interesting.
IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD
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I feel like bakers are trying to tell us something, you guys.
I'm just not sure WHAT.
Speak to me, Deadpan Penguin! *What is it?* What's wrong?
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