But not as awesome as this.

You know what's awesome? THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK.

Keep your wimpy God of peace - mine wants MORE FIREPOWER

I always find the blend of religion and patriotism to be a bit on the strange side - but this borders on downright creepy. Something about it just screams "brainwashing" to me.

(And yes, I'm familiar with the verse in Ephesians ch. 5 about being a soldier of God, wearing the armor of God, etc. But I don't think the US Military was what the Good Book had in mind. In fact, that part of the Bible is all about walking in love.)

The definitive answer to WWJD?

For when your prayers aren't being answered clearly enough.

200th post!

I'm still not sure anyone actually reads this, but...who cares, it's fun.

Does not nature itself teach you that if a man wears long hair it is a disgrace for him - 1 Cor 11:14

Why so sad, Jesus? You're having an awesome hair day!



Oh, I see your problem. I'm sure first Corinthians doesn't apply to you!

Strike out Satan!

I don't know; I'm just trying to think of a way that a baseball cake relates to a baptism.

Sums it up.

The New Testament, anyway. It's less suitable if you include the Old Testament in there. God's a pretty big dick in there Himself.

I'm here!

Is anyone still out there? I hope y'all are having a great summer. I haven't been around much; been recovering from a cancer scare and an accompanying surgery. Thankfully, no cancer was found. Unfortunately, I still feel pretty craptacular. Hopefully that will improve.

But enough about me. You're here for weird, creepy Jesii.




Hope you like this one!

Thanks, but I think I have it figured out.

It's all the sodomy, right?

With a name like that, he's GOT to be good.

I've never heard of this Estus Pirkle fellow, but damn, that's a bitch of a name. Maybe that's why he was such a grouch. According to wikipedia, the fellow has been quoted as saying "Dancing, the front door to adultery!" He passed away in 2005; gotta admit I wonder what The Big Guy said to him...

Is anyone still out there?

Sorry I've not been around much these days. I'm still collecting pictures for these blogs but somehow I can't get off my ass and post. Real life is a pain right now but I still appreciate all both of my readers very much :)



I swiped this from an episode of American Dad! which recently did a little throwaway bit about the school principal making cutting edge belt buckles as a side business. I can't swear to it, but I'd bet good money on it being a shoutout to this WTF-inducing image:



Apparently Tweety Bird is a devout Christian. Who knew?