How they really choose a new Pope

both of these made by Television Without Pity user fukuisan.

I hope everyone had a great Easter!

No merch today, but I love how this person managed to combine the Pagan, Christian, and egg-laying bunny aspects of the holiday all on one front lawn!

Also, my grandmother had those same inflatable bunnies. They smelled weird and I always felt a weird compulsion to chew on their ears.

Happy pre-Easter!

I'm still here. Though I don't think anyone out there is :P

Day before Easter, so this isn't QUITE timely, but still pretty epic.



And here I can't even make a poodle out of a balloon.

Anyone else hear that game over music?

(I am of course talking about this music:



which is permanently engraved on the surfaces of the brains of everyone born in the 80s.)

So how's your Lent going?

Hopefully you've picked a discipline you can stick to better than this person has...

One in the praying hand is worth two in the...

surely I'm not the only one who sees something dirty here.

Wow, Jesus is STACKED!

I can't tell if this is a bad tattoo or if Jesus was intentionally given breasts. Either way, I can't say I'm a fan of this tattoo.

It's Ash Wednesday!

No, I don't have anything to tie in with that concept. Just, you know. Hope y'all have fun getting soot smeared on your faces, those of you who are into that sorta thing. I've actually been thinking about attending services again, but trying to find a gay-friendly Catholic church is kind of a bitch. But none of you care about my existential crises; let's look at some Jesii.



In all honesty, I don't know for sure that this is supposed to be Jesus. But if not, the resemblance is uncanny.

Praise the Lord and pass the ammo!

What would Jesus shoot?

Hail Saten, lord of all thagings unholy!

Sounds like Rebekkah has already found an airtight excuse for her future misdeeds. Well done, kid. Well done.

All Deer Go to Heaven

I'm not 100% sure that's an angel, not a fairy, but the wings are feathery and they appear to be in some kind of cloudy land.