I Just Realized How Phallic "Saggy Clown Volcano" Is... And I'm OK With That - Ever see a cake so *deliberately* confusing that you're sure you're missing something obvious? I mean, look at this thing: Someone went through a massiv...
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
The reason for the season?
Kind of. Except he was born on Christmas (theoretically). The nails and the cross came around Easter.
I don't even know what I'm quibbling over THAT - I find these fit into the "downright offensive" category. Yeah, the guy had nails pounded through his wrists and ankles, attaching him to a wooden cross where he hung for days before finally dying. LET'S MAKE PRETTY TWINKLY NAILS OUT OF GLASS AND ARRANGE THEM TO BE A CROSS! WON'T THAT LOOK NICE NEXT TO OUR OTHER NOVELTY ORNAMENTS. Gaaaaah.
Also, they look like penises.