That's just wrong.

Screw my usual subtle humor (heh):

LOOK AT THE KID TACKLING JESUS.



He's going straight to hell. There's just no way around that.

Oh, come on!

This hardly counts as a sport! If biking and rollerblading get a Jesus statue, equestrian should have one too! I feel so ripped off right now.

Foul on Jesus!

FOR BEING TOO TALL! How is this fair?! And he seems to be taunting those children.

I find it a bit funny that he's playing in his sandals, though.

Batter up!

I'm pretty sure if any other Little League coach touched a kid like that, he'd be looking at ten years to life.

Watch those hands, Jesus.

He seems dangerously close to grabbing the girl in orange. Just sayin'.



This is one in a series of Jesus is My Coach figurines. Look forward to the rest! (That's an order. LOOK FORWARD TO THEM.)

Are there two of every flavor?

When I...what?

I really don't think text speak is going to make Jesus hip for the youngsters. And does Jesus really need to be hip? I mean, he's JESUS. Jesus doesn't need to be happenin'. What's next, a LOLbible?

Wait, don't tell me. It already exists, doesn't it?

I found Jesus ages ago. But I still can't find Waldo!

They make it pretty easy for you, though. He's RIGHT THERE. And that beam of light is shining right on him. I don't think they have much faith in their audience.

In general, I try to avoid blanket statements.

But this time I have to make an exception.

This blanket is ridiculous.

Another creepy praying child. Because you can never have too many.

I think this one's praying for clothes not made of Cheetos.

Dear LORD. (and I say that in horror, not reverence.)

It's not technically Jesus, or any religious figure, but how could I not include this?



I assume he's praying for some pants.

I guess you might say that Jesus floats his boat.

But really, Lord, nobody likes a backseat driver. Not even on a boat. Not even the Son of God.

More earrings - just in case StorytellerDoc needs more gift ideas for the wife ;)

I took this particular image from regretsy, but I've seen plenty of these "Pick Jesus" things. These look quite a bit nicer than I'm used to. If I were into Jesus and/or the guitar, I'd consider buying them, especially given the price.



And then we have these winners:



They're a bit...much, don't you think?

The term "fashion" is used very loosely.

I own a pair of the blue ones. They're as crappily made as you would think, with glitter all over them.

Sorry we killed you, Jesus, want some Peeps?

Gators for God

I guess you can religify anything if you try hard enough.