I took this particular image from regretsy, but I've seen plenty of these "Pick Jesus" things. These look quite a bit nicer than I'm used to. If I were into Jesus and/or the guitar, I'd consider buying them, especially given the price.
And then we have these winners:
They're a bit...much, don't you think?
I Just Realized How Phallic "Saggy Clown Volcano" Is... And I'm OK With That - Ever see a cake so *deliberately* confusing that you're sure you're missing something obvious? I mean, look at this thing: Someone went through a massiv...