Yo ho, yo ho, a Christian life for me!

I don't believe for a minute that a kid actually drew this, but it's still pretty damn funny.

Is it made of guano?

Seriously, is it? And they want two dollars for it?? I think I've finally found a Jesus even I don't want to own.

Say Bloody Jesus three times and he appears in the mirror.

I'm pretty sure you'd go to hell for this.

As someone who was raised theoretically Catholic (dad was an atheist, mom was really too liberal to be considered Catholic, but it was the closest you could get to a definition), I feel comfortable saying that most Catholics don't have this much of a sense of humor:



I'm pretty sure a nun would have beaten me with them.

More summer reading.

I didn't caption this, but the person who did sums up my feelings perfectly:

I assure you, this is relevant.

The full title is Victory of the Warrior King: The Story of the Life of Jesus.

Think about that for a sec, than look at the cover.



...yep. A little more summer reading for ya.

Who ya gonna call?

A little fanart for y'all today.

A little summer reading.

I've read the summary about a dozen times and I still can't figure out what the hell the book is supposed to be about.

I'm gonna file this one under "too cute to eat."

christening cake!





Okay, I admit that I really think the sheep look like gorillas in sheep costumes, but it's still really freaking adorable.

Red light!

Introducing "Wait Wear." Sexy underpants that inform the boys who've managed to get you undressed that they're only getting over the clothes stuff.

There are like twenty mixed messages here. Yet I'm mostly disturbed by the idea of someone's father guarding their virginity. (I know it's not uncommon in certain sects of Christianity, but it doesn't make it any less creepy.)

Matthew 15:11

"Not that which goes into the mouth defiles a man; but that which comes out of the mouth, this defiles a man."


In other words, this advent calendar totally isn't sinful.

What's the deal with frankincense?

(Catskill comedian baby Jesus stolen from shopgoodwill.com)