A little girl's blasphemy is the best retelling of the Greatest Story Ever Told in the history of the world - and it's about Jesus, so I can share it!

Okay, since Allie has 2,000 readers and I have 2, I'm sure I'm not bringing anything new to you when I direct you to Hyperbole and a Half's latest story, "The Year Kenny Loggins Ruined Christmas," in which a young Allie commits several different kinds of blasphemy while reenacting the birth of Jesus. Nonetheless, I'm linking you to it on the off-chance you haven't seen it:

Hyperbole and a Half: The Year Kenny Loggins Ruined Christmas

HaaH is possibly the funniest blog I have ever read. When I read her entries, I don't just laugh out loud. I throw my head back, cackle, lose my breath, cease to be able to inhale, worry that I'm going to die, manage to breathe, continue cycle until I'm literally sobbing and crying with laughter. It's funny, is what I'm saying. And I finally have a reason to link back to her.

Nothing says "festive" like a horrible, agonizing death!

I hope those of you who celebrate it had a great Christmas - and I hope the 25th was great for everyone else too!



This just makes me so confused. A cross made of nails, okay. But to put a festive holiday wreath on it? I guess it's supposed to be a reminder of what the season is really about, but it really comes off as tacky and crass. (Also, isn't Easter the one that's about his death? Christmas about the birth? Or all they all combined now?)

I still exist

This time of year sucks for me; first Christmas without my dad and all that. I'm having a hard time finding motivation to post.




This "art" perfectly sums up how I feel right now: dull, uninspired and unbearably, failtastically pretentious .

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

Three conjoined carolers with a giant scary-eyed angel
Two hugging Eskimo angels
And an angel with gigantism raping a tree!

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

Two hugging Eskimo angels
And an angel with gigantism raping a tree!

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

An angel with gigantism raping a tree!



With the Xmas season closing in, it seems like a good time to start posting some of the weird angel crap floating around out there. And you thought the Jesii were weird...y'all don't know the half of it.