All Deer Go to Heaven

I'm not 100% sure that's an angel, not a fairy, but the wings are feathery and they appear to be in some kind of cloudy land.

Jesus ruffs me, this I know

I deeply, deeply regret not getting this for my friend's dog:



Now I can't find one anywhere. Nothing like life's little regrets.

I find this comic hole-ier than thou, personally.

I'm short on merch today, so enjoy this Cyanide and Happiness strip.

Happy belated Valentine's!

I hope everyone had a great 14th! It may be a stupid fake holiday, but it's named after a saint so it's tangentially relevant to this blog, right?

This also ties in as my Vday gift to my beautiful Christian herpetologist girlfriend:



You may think I'm being facetious, but no. She loves Jesus and lizards. Why this necklace exists is truly a mystery to me, but I'm glad it does - she seemed to like it, anyway.

Beam me up, Jesus

Swiped from my new favorite site, Why Did You Buy Me That?, which chronicles peoples' "favorite" horrible gifts. You may be saying, "But it's the thought that counts!" but sometimes the thought seems to be "I secretly and passive-aggressively hate you."

I will admit, though, I kind of like this Jesus hologram night light.

This logo delights me.

Not because Jesus died for my sins. Because if they're making these shirts it means that they do in fact still make Yoo-Hoo. I haven't had that stuff in 20 years but now I'm on a mission to find some.

Is Sad Keanu still a meme?

I'm probably too late for this to be funny, but it still makes me giggle. Cheer up, Keanu. Jesus loves you!

They had to amputate after the crucifixion

Poor Jesus. Even with the resurrection, God couldn't repair the horrible damage to His legs and hands.