I hope everyone had a great 14th! It may be a stupid fake holiday, but it's named after a saint so it's tangentially relevant to this blog, right?
This also ties in as my Vday gift to my beautiful Christian herpetologist girlfriend:
You may think I'm being facetious, but no. She loves Jesus and lizards. Why this necklace exists is truly a mystery to me, but I'm glad it does - she seemed to like it, anyway.
LET'S RUIN SOME BIRTHDAYS - BIRTHDAYS, am I right? They're just so... *predictable*. Every year like clockwork, the same old parties, the same cracks about getting old, the same leg...