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Cake Wrecks

MANLY MEN Cakes - Is your guy a real "man's man?" Does he enjoy grunting, beer-can-crushing, and flexing? THEN DO I HAVE THE CAKES FOR YOU! Remember, pretty colors are fo...
The Quack Doctor

BBC Radio 4 Best Medicine - Tune in to Best Medicine on BBC Radio 4, 6.30pm, 14 November 2023 (or listen later at BBC Sounds and all podcast platforms). Hosted by Kiri Pritchard-McL...
Why Did You Buy Me That

Romantic Gifts that Spark Connection: Finding the Perfect Present for Your Date - When it comes to dating, finding the perfect gift can be a thoughtful way to express your affection and create a lasting impression, especially in a time...
Are You There Youth? It's Me, Nikki

“Too much shirts” Or Pod Meets World - Um…Hi? It’s been exactly two years to the day since I last posted here. “But Nikki, I thought this blog was dead.” Turns out, it’s only mostly dead. Someti...
You miss your old familiar friends

RIP Bob Saget - May 17, 1956-January 9, 2022 You were America's Dad.
1bruce1

HELLO! IS ANYONE OUT THERE? - Greetings, SV fans! I apologize for not moderating and unscreening your comments for the last few years. I could not remember my password. Also, I have a ...
StorytellERdoc

Think About Mama - *"If you think a mother's pain is unimaginable, **you should see her strength."* You were visiting your mother when, while in another room, you became u...
Hyperbole and a Half

Richard - *(AUTHOR NOTE: My publisher told me I could post a chapter from the new book. There were 25 chapters to choose from, but I chose this one. Because I want...
Celebrity Diagnosis

Kim Kardashian Worried About Kanye’s Mental Health - There have been several reports that Kim Kardashian-West is “deeply concerned” about her husband, rapper Kanye West’s recent behavior. Kanye, 43, was dia...
Baby-sitters Club Snark-fest!

Netflix Series Discussion - Want to discuss the Netflix series? Here is the space to do so! PLEASE mark the top of your post for whichever episodes you're spoiling or discussing, alth...
Celebrity Baby Blog

Brett Young's Baby Makes a Surprise Appearance on His New Single: 'She Was a Little Musician Before She Knew It' - Before you even hear Brett Young‘s first tender words on his new single, “Lady,” you hear something else: the steady rhythm of his daughter Presley‘s fet...
Head Nurse

Weird times, weird measures. - bone-dance.blogspot.com
...in the Attic: A VC Andrews Blog

Ten Years! - Today is my blog’s tenth anniversary, which I find absolutely astonishing. I know I haven’t been around much lately, but I want to thank each and every one...
Presenting Lenore

Cover for THE MANIC PIXIE DREAM BOY IMPROVEMENT PROJECT! - The cover of my forthcoming novel was revealed last week, and I neglected to put it on this neglected blog, so I shall remedy that now! Isn't it magnifice...
Lifetime, Wow!

Rusty’s Top 10 Shows of 2017 - Welcome to my 5th Annual TV Post! No one reads this! But, if you do, here are the rules: I don’t watch everything. My wife is 40 weeks pregnant so I’m savi...
The Unicorner

To Boldly Recap: TNG 1×08 “Justice” - Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Unicorner. Her continuing mission to recap every episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. To seek...
Hello Kitty Junkie

ColourPop x Hello Kitty! - Hello ColourPop x Hello Kitty! Did you know that Sanrio has joined forces with ColourPop, an innovative, Southern California-based global cosmetics company...
Cute Overload

Thank you for a Decade of Cute! - Dearest Cute Overload Peeps, It’s hard to believe that Cute Overload has chronicled and celebrated over ten years of the most anerable, prosh, sweetest ani...
The Baby-Sitters Club Revisited

The Baby-Sitters Club Movie - Memory Reaction I didn’t see this movie until it was out on video, because at 14, I was too embarrassed to see it in the theaters. Maybe if I could have dr...
MY MILK TOOF

My Milk Toof Travel Update - *Dear International readers from Southeast France!* ickle, Lardee & myself will be traveling around the southeast of France area from 06/02-06/20. If anyo...
STFU, Parents

How (Not) To Talk About The Ferguson Decision - [image: image] I’m behind on posts on the blog for personal reasons (in a nutshell: I’ll be back posting soon), and in the meantime I hope you’ve been re...
Stupid Nail Polish Names

Don't Pretzel My Buttons - I would like to comply with this request, but really, OPI, you leave me no choice. Are you aware that the only similarity between the word “pretzel” and ...
Open Sky Zen

Lessons in How to Live (by a Stumbling Centipede) - When a bird flies over a pond on a clear sunny day, you can look down at that pond and see a reflection of this as it’s happening: you can expect to see ...
An Atheist in Eden

Leviticus 22-27: Not all it’s cracked up to be. - 22. More rules about lepers and discharge and uncleanliness. Foreigners and commoners aren’t allowed to eat holy things, but the slaves of priests can. I c...
Weird Stuff I Have Found While Organizing

If I Had a Hammer…I’d Play a Christmas Carol - Last week, a client in central Massachusetts was giving away a bunch of CDs. This one caught my eye as I was loading it into a box of donations. This CD is...
ABC Not-Just-For-Kids

Degrassi TNG: Pride - (Yes, I'm back from my stay in Internet Purgatory. Let's not make a big deal about it.) In this fantastic (in every sense of the word) episode, sexually co...
Crowding the Book Truck

Infinity and Me by Kate Hosford illustrated by Gabi Swiatkowska - Uma has a brand-new pair of very nice red shoes and a very big question: what is infinity? She knows that it's big, but how big is it? It makes her feel s...
Whitebrook Farm

FLICKA 3: THE RECKONING - FLICKA 3: THE RECKONING COUNTRY PRIDE 2012 When Toby and Flicka are hired at a stable, Kelly, the owner's teenage daughter, quickly bonds with the wild ho...
My First Dictionary

Farewell! - All bad things come to an end – and, as you’ve probably already surmised from the lack of updates over the last six months, *My First Dictionary...
Tales of a former walking highlighter

BSC #50 Dawn's Big Date - I was running all the BSC kids through my head, trying to find one I didn't find partially annoying and discovered that, to my knowledge, there is only one...
Children of the 90s

Classic Children of the 90s Post: Lunchables - Your faithful Children of the 90s blogger is still on vacation...but in the meantime please enjoy this classic post about Lunchables: In the late 80s and ...
The One With All the Snark

TOW: Joey's Big Break - Joey and Chandler: Joey comes into Monica and Rachel's all sad after a call from Estelle. He slowly explains that he got the lead in a movie! Joey explains...
Big Boxes of Books

not an update - Caution, construction site Totally haven't forgotten my poor blog! Pardon the pictures, school project. Expect a book post soon.
Dibbly Fresh

Movies in a Minute: Home Alone - It's Thanksgiving, and you know what that means. Non-stop Xmas programming! In honor of that, I'm re-posting my Home Alone recap. Happy happy turkey day, e...
Fitzie's Soda Shoppe

BSC Super Special #4- Baby Sitters’ Island Adventure - I never read this BSC book as a kid, mainly because it did not seem very interesting to me. Reading this as an adult- wow… I had thought the Ramseys were g...
Remember That One Show?

I'm Not Dead! - I've been neglecting this blog for awhile, due to real life obligations. I hope to get back to it soon. In the meantime, I'll be going through the older en...
Big Orange Couch

I apparently still exist. - Hi again everyone who may actually stumble across this. I realize that I basically failed at life for 2009. I really wasn't in any mental state to write an...
somewhere between y.a. lit and death

I know, I know - I still owe you guys a new post, but I've been house-sitting and separated from my Lurlene books! I know you are probably shocked and appalled I don't just...
YA or STFU

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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you suck.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

I guess He slept through His alarm.

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